THE HUN'S YELLOW PAGES

We're building a much requested feature on The Yellow Pages. And now it's time to start testing it out. We built a search engine. Since february all the way on the bottom of the Yellow Pages there has been a search engine box. Many people would have missed this, but still we had over 11 million searches entered since we started in march!! We're gradually making the search tool more known so we can make sure our servers are up for it. Anyway, check the bottom of the Yellow Pages and try it out! Soon, when we're certain everything works 100% the search will be featured proudly on top of the Yellow Pages. Check it out and let us know what you think!

T-shirts are still available!! Shock the neighborhood with the yellow or black shirts (and start making up a good answer to people that ask "what's that on your shirt") ;-)... On http://store.thehun.net you can find the latest, black T-shirts (click on the 'hun-stuff' tab on the left of that page). I like the design a lot. The 'old' long-sleeves and caps are still available of course. There are also movie titles added.

A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples $5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive.
The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly apples. Here, try one."
The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly."
The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and he savors a sweet jelly.
The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but they're $10.00 each."
The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese."
The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and a rich, creamy cheese taste fills his mouth.
The farmer says, "Now, if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're pussy apples."
The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says, "YUCK, these taste like shit!"

The farmer says, "Turn it around."

Did you miss a joke? Check http://www.amazingjokes.com. There's a joke there from the archive every day and a search-engine to find the jokes you couldn't remember ;-)

IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION that there have been some anti-virus programs out there that reported a virus on thehun.net and on the overflow. There are no viruses on either of these sites. We believe these reports come from links to a site that has somehow been blacklisted by these anti-virus companies. It is great to see these companies fight viruses and we do our best to keep viruses off the hun's yellow pages as well. But these reports are a false positive. So far non of the anti-virus companies has answered any of our emails regarding this matter. We ask them what part of our code is causeing the false positive. We simply do not get a reply. If you get a message on a virus on thehun, please let us know and let your anti-virus supplier know as well. If you find a virus on any link on the Yellow Pages please let us know as well and we'll do something about it. It's frustrating to see that these anti-virus companies (or better: some of these companies) report a site as being malware whilst we have been fighting fiercely against all forms of malware since we started 15 years ago! Anyway, thanks for reading this, and safe (and happy!) hunning!