THE HUN'S YELLOW PAGES

We're building a much requested feature on The Yellow Pages. And now it's time to start testing it out. We built a search engine. Since february all the way on the bottom of the Yellow Pages there has been a search engine box. Many people would have missed this, but still we had over 11 million searches entered since we started in march!! We're gradually making the search tool more known so we can make sure our servers are up for it. Anyway, check the bottom of the Yellow Pages and try it out! Soon, when we're certain everything works 100% the search will be featured proudly on top of the Yellow Pages. Check it out and let us know what you think!

T-shirts are still available!! Shock the neighborhood with the yellow or black shirts (and start making up a good answer to people that ask "what's that on your shirt") ;-)... On http://store.thehun.net you can find the latest, black T-shirts (click on the 'hun-stuff' tab on the left of that page). I like the design a lot. The 'old' long-sleeves and caps are still available of course. There are also movie titles added.

Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer

* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.

* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniel's to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

* He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.

* He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."

* Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"

* Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

* The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM."

* Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."

* He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs."

* Giggles hysterically at the mere mention of the Penal Code.

* Constantly raising objections to the "vibes" he's getting from the jury.

* Every time the judge sustains one of his objections, he screams, "Yahtzee!"

* Offers to waive his usual fees in exchange for your panties.

* You met him in prison.

* He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

* He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

* A prison guard is shaving your head.

Did you miss a joke? Check http://www.amazingjokes.com. There's a joke there from the archive every day and a search-engine to find the jokes you couldn't remember ;-)

IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION that there have been some anti-virus programs out there that reported a virus on thehun.net and on the overflow. There are no viruses on either of these sites. We believe these reports come from links to a site that has somehow been blacklisted by these anti-virus companies. It is great to see these companies fight viruses and we do our best to keep viruses off the hun's yellow pages as well. But these reports are a false positive. So far non of the anti-virus companies has answered any of our emails regarding this matter. We ask them what part of our code is causeing the false positive. We simply do not get a reply. If you get a message on a virus on thehun, please let us know and let your anti-virus supplier know as well. If you find a virus on any link on the Yellow Pages please let us know as well and we'll do something about it. It's frustrating to see that these anti-virus companies (or better: some of these companies) report a site as being malware whilst we have been fighting fiercely against all forms of malware since we started 15 years ago! Anyway, thanks for reading this, and safe (and happy!) hunning!