An Antartian died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions: 1. Name... [read the rest]
"If this page does not get you running low on pairs of socks
then there is something wrong with your mother!"... Welcome people, and ehm...